As I was driving in today I witnessed a rabid running in circles on the sidewalk. As traffic was stopped, I was afforded a closer inspection. Its head was bent sideways. It would run in circles a few times then stop. I watched it until it fell off the sidewalk and on to the street. I can only assume it was hit by a car.
Update!
Driving down the same street today, I happened upon a housecat who’d been pummeled by traffic. It was already two or three cars into its ultimate destruction when I saw it.
fuck, what are you trying to do, ruin my day luke?
I didn’t mean imply that you should stifle your freedom of expression..
I am just a sensitive chap. and these stories make me cry.
STOP IT!!!!!!!!!